I woke up to discover snow in my front yard.
I went outside and asked the snow to leave. The snow said it wasn’t going anywhere.
I went back out to my garage and got out a can of gasoline and a pack of matches. I came back to the front yard, poured the gasoline on the snow, and lit it with a match.
The snow caught fire and melted. There was nothing left but smouldering, blackened grass.
I love springtime!
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