I inherited Stonehenge. I had the large rocks broken down into a concrete powder. The powder was shipped across the Atlantic to my home. I added water and redid my driveway.

My neighbor came over to check out my new driveway. I said it was made from Stonehenge. He said he made a grocery bag out of the Mona Lisa because of the purported strength of canvas from the 1500s.

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