The Sun

I stared at the Sun. 

The Sun said, “Dude, seriously, cut it out, or you’ll go blind.” 

I said that I didn’t believe that my friend the Sun would hurt me, and I kept on staring. 

The Sun shut off. Everything went black and it got really cold. 

I called out to the Sun to turn back on. The Sun stayed silent and off. 

My dog Rexy came up to me and said, “What did you do this time?”