Down the Road

I went fishing. I caught a 124 pound catfish. I tied it to the top of my car and drove home. 
A few minutes down the road I looked out my rear-view window and saw I was being followed by hundreds of feral cats.
I pulled over, untied the catfish and tossed it on the ground. The cats ate the fish in ten minutes flat. I tied the catfish skeleton to the roof and got back on the freeway. 
I shut off the radio and listened to the wind whistling through the bones.

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