I was feeling restless and went to Vegas to gamble.
I won $10,000 playing blackjack. But I still felt antsy.
So I drove out into the desert till my car ran out of gas. I got out of my car and started walking.
I couldn’t see where I was going and walked into a cactus.
I apologized at the same time as the cactus. We simultaneously asked if the other was okay. We both laughed.
I said I felt good for the first time in a while.
The cactus concurred saying it had been feeling lousy since a flicker had burrowed in its trunk.
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