Night

I woke up in the middle of the night.

I got out of bed and went to the living room and sat in the dark on my couch. I looked around at the silhouettes of my furniture.

One of them started moving. I thought it was a ghost. But it was my LA-Z- Boy recliner.

I asked where it was going.

The LA-Z-Boy recliner said it was going to the bathroom.