I went to the wishing well. I tossed in a quarter.
The wishing well yelled, “OW!”
I said that I was sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt it.
The wishing well said, “Be a little more careful next time.”
I felt like an idiot and went home.
Not long after there was a knock at the door. It was the wishing well.
The wishing well said, “Why did you leave so suddenly?”
I said I felt badly.
The wishing well said, “Dude, you’re too sensitive.”
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