I climbed up the mountain to my guru’s cave.
When I got up there, my guru greeted me at the entrance.
My guru said, “To what do I owe this honor?”
I said, “I’m shocked, you usually berate me for relying on you for advice.”
My guru said, “My doctor said that I got an ulcer from my temper. I have no choice but to go the other way. How may I be of service?”
I said, “I can’t decide if I should take a bath or shower.”
My guru held his stomach and said, “You imbecile.”
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