I went for tea with NRA spokesman Wayne LaPierre.
After a few minutes Wayne asked why I wasn’t drinking my tea. I said that I prefer Slurpees.
Wayne asked me, “How come we’re not at 7-11?” I said I thought that he liked tea.
Wayne said that may be the case, but it’s important to ask for what you want.
I said that I was intimidated by his gun. He suggested I get a gun so I could feel more confident.
He’s good.
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