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Brooks on Jul 27, 2012 in
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I inherited the Empire State Building.
I closed all the windows, filled the building full of helium, tied a hundred foot rope from the front door to a bus bench, and sat outside on the sidewalk and watched the Empire State Building flutter in the wind.
A pigeon landed on the building and shouted, “Gidyup!”
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