I was flying the rent-a-copter with my dog Rexy when the propeller fell off. We gave each other one of those, “Oh, Geez! Now what?” looks. We plummeted.
About a 1000 yards from the ground, a flock of pelicans flew by and offered us a ride. We accepted and rode away in the pelicans’ throat pouches.
As the helicopter hit the ground and exploded, my dog Rexy began to sing, “Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, when I take you out in the surrey, when I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!”
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