Feebly Trying to Make Things Better

I built and own a house that sits on the edge of the north wall of the Grand Canyon. I got this house because my doctor says I need to be around peaceful surroundings.

But the thing is, I’m so relaxed that I forget where I’m living and I step out the back door and fall into the Grand Canyon.

Yeah, sure, it’s a pretty view as I’m falling. But the landing tends to be hard on me.