Something that Happened Today

My uncle died and left me three Easter Island statues in his will. The statue heads were delivered to my front yard today.

My neighbor Al came over and wanted to know where I got the “fake” Easter Island heads. I’m not one to boast so I said I bought them at a yard sale.

The funny thing is, I actually have good luck at yard sales. Last week I found a first draft of the Bible. It was written by God in crayon.