Not So Simple

I was digging a hole in my backyard to lay the foundation for a flag pole when I came across a casket. I lifted the lid. There was a corpse.

I said, “Excuse me.”

The corpse rubbed its eyes and looked around. The corpse said, “That’s okay. I’m done resting.”

The corpse climbed out of the casket and onto the ground.

I winced because of the smell. I felt badly when the corpse saw this and became self-conscious.

I went and got the hose and washed the corpse down. It didn’t help.

Some days are difficult no matter how you approach them.