While At Church

I went to confession.

I said, “I don’t believe in God.”

The priest said, “That’s not a problem. I don’t believe either.”

I asked, “Why are you a priest?”

He said, “I was unemployed and the church was hiring.”

We sat in silence.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door to the confession booth. A voice said, “It’s God. Can you hurry it up in there. I want my turn.”

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