I had breakfast with the ghost of General Custer.
I said, “I’m driving out to Los Angeles this week. I’m hoping to revamp my business. What do you recommend I do?”
General Custer said, “First, make sure you look pretty. When I went out to battle, I made sure my hair was shiny and flowing. I wore my full battle regalia. I perfumed my horse.”
I said, “I don’t have a horse.”
General Custer said, “Then make your car smell pretty, lad! Douse the seats with lavender essential oils.”
I said, “My girlfriend says to avoid lavender because it reduces testosterone in men.”
General Custer said, “Never mind.”
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