Last night a pack of coyotes came up in through my open bedroom window. They asked me if I wanted to come out for a midnight escapade.
I said yes and out the window we went.
We ran through backyards, across open fields, down empty dark streets.
We caught and ate three rabbits, a dog, and 16 mice.
As the sun came up, they asked me if I would like to be a full time member of their pack and live with them in the Hollywood Hills.
I said I wanted to, but that I would miss my bed too much. So they helped me carry my bed up into the Hills.
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