Substitute

Today I subbed for Speaker of the House, Congressman John Boehner. He had some family responsibilities today and asked me to step in for him.

So I got to sit up on the big chair in Congress. I had a gavel. I kept banging it. Finally security came and asked me to stop. I asked the security guard to just take it from me, otherwise it was too hard to not bang the gavel.

Then we had a meeting where we were supposed to cut a trillion dollars from the Federal Budget. No one came to any agreements, so I dismantled the Federal Government and had the State’s become individual but friendly to each other countries.

Since the Federal Government was now no more, I called John Boehner and told him he didn’t need to come back to work anymore. He said that was good because he was thinking seriously about opening a Sell It On E-Bay store.