Caves

I like caves. They are a place to go when you don’t care to be warm or have illumination.

I own a cave. I like to visit the cave when I feel like being left alone. Even from myself. I’ll sit on the cave floor in total blackness and forget who I am. Like the song says, “When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.”

I’m excited by caves. The other day I met a bear in a cave. The bear said, “I’m hungry and I’m out of food. I’m thinking of eating you for lunch.” I told the bear about the benefits of vegetarianism. Then we went outside to an apple tree and ate some apples. The bear said, “I’m still hungry.” Luckily a guy came by selling sandwiches.