Dammit, I’m on Mars!

I’m on Mars and I’m angry because I had other things I needed to do. There’s the laundry. I’m behind in my TV watching. I haven’t made my bed in weeks.

But, lo and behold and oh-well, I space-time traveled to Mars. The really interesting thing is there are other people here. It’s 2045 and most of the people that used to live on the Earth, now live on Mars.

Traveling to Mars is as cheap as a plane flight from Denver to New York City. And people are always looking for something new to do.

Oh, you don’t need spacesuits because there’s plenty of oxygen in the air. I think people from NASA, the majority of my blog post readers, will make the most of this. I’ll save the space industry millions of dollars!