I was walking through a redwood forest when one of the redwood trees said, “Hey, get over here!”
I always come when something that can squash me calls.
I said, “Yes, sir?”
The tree said, “It’s Mamma!!”
I said, “I’m sorry.”
The tree said, “Stop apologizing. It belittles you.”
That’s true. It’s been scientifically proven that I shrink when trying to make amends.
The tree said, “It’s embarrassing watching you try and make a life for yourself in the city. You need to live in a tent next to me.”
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