I took a walk through the graveyard.
A tree waved its branch at me and said, “Howdy, stranger.”
I said, “Hi. Are you scared living in a graveyard?”
The tree said, “No, everything breaks down into mineral components and is food for me.”
I said, “Yes, change is good. This morning I was reading a book which is re-designated tree pulp.”
The tree said, “In the end, you’ll be my lunch, or I’ll be your next book.”
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