Making the Best of It

My mom was an astronaut. She gave birth to me in space. This means that I have no citizenship. I’m a man without a country.

After years of being on the run, the INS eventually caught up with me. I was arrested and deported to the International Space Station. I don’t have astronaut skills so I got a job as a domestic worker. I clean toilets and sweep the corridors and clean the windows on the space station.

I don’t mind. I like to work. Plus the view from here is amazing.