This morning I was having breakfast in my tree house, looking through my extra thick Webster’s Dictionary when I fell in. I fell through many words. There was syncopationess, benefactortion, and peripheralocity. Each word was upset and said things like, “Hey, watch it!”, “What the hell?”, and “For Christsakes!”
I ended up getting tangled up in It’s.
It’s said, “Watch where you’re going!”
I said, “I’m sorry. I’m stuck, can you help me?”
It’s tried stretching to give me space so I could get out, but it was no use.
I said, “I’m stuck on your apostrophe. Could you drop it so I can get free?”
It’s said, “No, my apostrophe is essential.”
I said, “To you, but not to me.”
It’s said, “Without my apostrophe, people will mistake me for Its.”
I said, “I get it, but most people know longer know the distinction. I think your apostrophe is no longer serving you.”
It’s sighed. Its hard knowing a part of your life is obsolete.
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