Star Sightings

I’m in Hollywood this week. Last night the ghost of actor Charles Laughton came to visit me. I told him that I really enjoyed his performance in the movie about Rembrandt. He was very touched. He said that he liked knowing that people still cared about what he did after he died.

He then introduced me to his wife Elsa Lancaster. She’s also a dead actor. I said I liked her in Bride of Frankenstein. This embarrassed her. She nodded and quietly said thanks.

Then we all took a walk up to the Hollywood sign. It’s amazing to look down at the city all aglow. Did you know the Hollywood sign is made of crystallized marshmallow? I ate a little. It was delicious!