Trying to Help

Earlier today there was a knock at my door. I answered and it was a tiger. I was too scared to say anything.

The tiger said, “This is really awkward but I escaped from the zoo this morning and I’m really hungry, and don’t worry, I’m not going to eat you, but I was hoping you have some tuna. They only serve it once a month at the zoo and I really like tuna.”

I relaxed and said, “Sure, come on in.”

The tiger came in and we walked to my kitchen. I got out a can of tuna. I opened it. I put it on a plate and brought it to the kitchen table where the tiger was seated. The tiger took a bite of the tuna.

I said, “Do you have any plans for where you’re going to go next now that you are free?”

The tiger said, “Probably back to the zoo. This tuna tastes like crap.”