In the Way

I don’t like going to sleep because I have to stop doing what I’m doing, change into pajamas, brush and floss my teeth, take out my contacts, turn out the lights, get into bed, close my eyes, lay there, fall asleep, start doing something completely different in a dream, then wake up, take a shower, put my contacts back in, shave, brush, my teeth – and then go back to what I was doing.