Underwater

I woke up on the bottom of the ocean. I knew because strange, awkward, and bug-eyed ugly fish were swimming around me. Plus I felt the weight of a tremendous pressure and it made me dizzy and gave me a headache. I think they call that the bends.

I managed to stand and swim to the surface. I got to the air and gasped. I tread water and looked around. There was only water to behold. I tread for a while, until a boat came by. I yelled and waved. The boat came towards me. I was pulled on board.

I was asked how I managed to be out in the waters by myself. I said I didn’t know.