Some people

I was standing in line with Smokey the Bear to get tickets for a movie. In front of us were Jesus and Buddha.

Jesus said to Buddha, “I want to see Bohemian Rhapsody.”

Buddha said, “No way, I hate Queen.”

Jesus said, “How can you hate Queen?”

Buddha said, “How can you like them?”

Jesus said, “Look, it’s either that or the turdy movie Aquaman.”

Buddha said, “I love Aquaman! Let’s see that!”

Jesus said, “Are you kidding me? I’d rather go back up on the cross!”

Buddha pushed Jesus. Jesus slugged Buddha in the stomach. They ended up on the ground in a wrestling match. Smokey and I stepped around them, paw in hand.

I said, “I’m thinking of getting Milk Duds.”

Smokey said, “I wouldn’t have it any other way.”