Greetings from Chuck the Igneous Rock

Hi, I’m Chuck the Igneous Rock. I’ve always wanted to meet you. There’s just something about you that’s been drawing me like a magnet.

I traveled a long distance to be with you today. I came from deep within the Earth. I had to be shot out as lava, then I cooled, and then I had to break apart from a greater mass. After that I had to shine in just the right way to get a walker-byer to stop and pick me up, bring me home, take my picture, and then put it on the internet. All this, just so we could have this moment together.

I have to say that you are more amazing than I expected!