Settling something with the Sun

I was out for a walk and felt the Sun bearing down on me. Finally I spoke up and said, “Sun, what’s the big fricken’ deal?”

The Sun said, “I’m sorry I’m raying you so much, but I’ve missed you. You’ve been staying up late and sleeping in till when I’m setting. I can’t get enough of you.”

I said, “Okay, but you know, it’s too much. I’m going back inside.”

The Sun said, “No, wait! I’ll bring it way down.”

The Sun took its rays and collected a bunch of clouds together between the Sun and me. Barely any light got through.

The Sun said, “How’s that?”

I said, “Better.” And I kept walking.