Visit from Leo

I was visited by the ghost of Leonardo Di Vinci. He told me that he was feeling lonely and wanted some company. The thing is, I’m a private person, and don’t like impromptu visits. Last week I angrily turned away a co-ghosting from Princess Di and Mother Theresa.

I expressed my feelings to the ghost of Leonardo. He said he understood and started to leave. But then he paused and sniffed away a cry.

My heart got the best of me and I said he could stay. We made lime jello and watched the movie, “Something Wild.” Then the ghost of Leonardo said he was feeling better and left.

I had the thought that I couldn’t wait to one day die so I could indiscriminately visit the living. It seemed so much better than watching TV.