The Duchy of Prussia

This morning I was woken up by the ghost of John Sigismund, the Duchy of Prussia in the early 1600s.

The ghost of John S. spent a good two hours trying to convert me to Calvinism. I could barely get a word in because back in the 1600s no one’s attention was distracted by electronic devices, so everything was full steam ahead.

I couldn’t take it anymore and handed the ghost of John S. my iphone. Within seconds he came crashing down into a zombified stupor, and I went back to sleep.