Swordy!

I was walking on the bottom of the ocean. After about a good hour of taking my aqua strides, a swordfish swam alongside me.

The swordfish said, “Excuse me, but how is it that you are able to be underwater without any viable means of oxygen?”

I said I didn’t know or care.

The swordfish said, “So are you saying that your desire not to know why allows you to partake in an otherwise impossible act?”

I said that I had no idea.

The swordfish swam alongside me silently for a while. I held its side fin. The swordfish began to purr!