A message from the Moon

“It’s me, the Moon. I have extremely low self-esteem because I was never given a proper name. I’m called ‘the Moon.’ Imagine if everyone called you ‘the Person.’ Jupiter has 53 moons and they have all been given heartfelt, thought out names. Europa, Io, Thebe. Thebe!! But me, I’m the Moon.”

“I’m sorry to have taken up your time.”