The Walk

This morning I walked hand-in-hand with God through the clover fields. We talked about how we had a desire to see Zoolander 2 but had an innate sense that it would be disappointing.

Then we went over God’s list of which species to make extinct this week. God is pretty creative and gets quickly bored with what’s been done. God had humans at the top of the list. You’ll be glad that I suggested storks and edamame instead.

Then God let me ask my question for the week. I asked how come I sometimes do dumb things that I know will make me feel like crap. God said, “So you can enjoy the times you don’t.”