E=MC2

I went for a walk through the woods with the ghost of scientist Albert Einstein.

I asked about the meaning of E=MC2. The ghost of Einstein said he didn’t remember. I got upset and asked him for a second time. The ghost of Einstein said that I was a fool for letting this upset me.

Just then a bear jumped out from behind a tree and ran toward us. I ran but the ghost of Einstein didn’t. The bear ran through the ghost of Einstein and continued on after me.

Suddenly I understood E=MC2. I jumped up and down in joy and yelled, “I got it! I got it!” as the bear descended on me.

Within seconds I was a ghost standing next to the ghost of Einstein who asked what it was that I got.

I said that I didn’t remember.