My two-year-old self showed up in a time machine today. I asked my younger self how he was able to get here in a machine that didn’t exist when I was a youngin.
The younger me said, “The mind and its mistress, memory, are not reliable recorders of truth. Psychological research has proven this over and over again.”
I went to the freezer, got out a gallon container of ice cream, took off the lid, and began grazing.
My two-year-old self said, “That’s a good boy.”
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