What I Woke To

I woke up this morning to discover every animal in the zoo sleeping on or next to my bed, plus the hallway and living room.

It turns out there was a fire in the zoo last night and all the animals escaped and came to my house.

Normally that sounds like an amazing and once-in-a-lifetime experience, but I’ve spent the whole day buying and putting down hay all over my house, as well as shopping for an army load of vegetables, raw meat, and apples, and the incessant feeding.

I think the hardest part is having to pet every one of the creatures. They’re soooooooo needy!