Flat

I took a walk with my friend Reg. 

Reg said that humans are innately stupid. Reg cited how people used to believe the Earth was flat, and how even after it was disproven, people still believed in the flat Earth for at least another generation.

Suddenly I heard Reg scream. 

I looked down and saw Reg falling off the edge of the Earth into Space. I watched him until he became a spec and then disappeared. 

I went home and had a bowl of mayonnaise and whipped cream.