I took a walk with Leonardo Dicaprio along the ocean.
I asked if he thought he would win an Academy Award this year.
He said he didn’t know.
I said I thought he would.
Leonardo remarked about the beauty of the ocean.
I said I didn’t notice because I was enamored to be walking with an Academy Award nominee.
Leonardo said that I ought to get over my award’s obsession because he’s not anymore special than I am.
I got out my notepad and pen and asked him to repeat what he said so I could write it down.
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