Chalmers

I have a pet shark named Chalmers. He lives in a 500,000 gallon tank in my living room.

Every morning I get into the tank and take a swim with Chalmers.

This morning Chalmers confessed said that he wanted to eat me but doesn’t because there would be no one left to feed him and he would starve to death.

I revealed to Chalmers my appetite for shark fin soup. I said that I refrain from cooking and eating Chalmers by ordering the shark fin soup over at the House of Fortune restaurant everyday for lunch.

Chalmers put his side fin in my hand. I gripped Chalmers fin.