As I walked down the sidewalk I heard a, “Psssssst!” from the ground.
I looked down and saw a puddle. I said, “What?”
The puddle said, “How’s it going?”
I said, “Good, but I don’t have the time to hang out with you, puddle.”
The puddle said, “Duder, you don’t have the time to not hang out with me. I’ll be evaporated in another hour.”
I realized the puddle was right and I stomped and splashed around in it for a glorious few minutes.
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