Service

The ghost of writer Erma Bombeck came by while I was watering the plants.

She said that she missed doing the simple chores of life. I asked if she would like to finish watering my plants. She agreed.

When she was done, I got the ghost of Erma Bombeck to vacuum the upper floor of my house, clean the toilets, and scrub the kitchen sink. She was overjoyed.

The previous week, the ghost of General Ulysses S. Grant came by and dug a hole for a water surplus cistern in my backyard. He kept talking about how it was the best day of his life!