I’m a sequoia tree. On my 750th birthday, I realized I needed to get out and explore the world. So I created a human form out of one of my branches, hopped into it, and went to see the world.

The first thing I noticed is there’s a lot of the world. It just kept going. But then I realized the world was round, and I’d unknowingly traveled around it eighty-three times.

The second thing is there’s a lot more people than trees. And they move erratically. It’s hard to relax when you’re trying to dodge people.