Got Off My Cloud

I had lunch with Mick Jagger. He said, “I’m thinking of quitting the Rolling Stones.”

I said, “If that’s what you want to do, it sounds good to me.”

Mick Jagger said, “But wouldn’t you be upset? I mean you’re a big fan and all.”

I said, “Nope.”

Mick Jagger said, “Are you kidding me?”

I said, “I have more important things to put my attention on.”

Mick Jagger said, “Well then, I’m not going to quit.”

I said, “Great.”