How It Happened

I was reading the dictionary, got sleepy, and fell asleep face first in the book.

When I woke up, my mouth was filled with words I inhaled while snoozing. There were thousands of them in there.

I started talking to get the words out of my mouth.

As I spoke, I tried arranging the words alphabetically back into the book, but I’m dyslexic, so they went in bass ackwards.

I was frustrated.

But then I thought to try and make the best of it and I sent what I’d refurbished to my publisher, and lo and behold, that’s how I wrote my new book!