Planning for the Future

I was walking through the woods when I came upon a Grizzly bear and her two cubs.

I sat down on the ground, took out my notebook and started writing.

The Grizzly bear said, “What are you writing?”

I said, “I heard that Grizzly bears are very protective of their cubs and will kill anything that comes near them. I’m writing my last will and testament.”

The Grizzly bear said, “Can you read to me what you’ve written so far?”

I said, “Yes. ‘I, B. Palmer, bequeath my Banana Splits drinking glasses to my dog Rutherford.’ He is partial to the show and will be angry if the drinking glasses go to the cat.”