The Grass is Greener

I was digging a well in the backyard when I was visited by the ghost of Whitney Houston.

Whitney Houston asked me why I was digging a well.

I said that I like to drink fresh well water.

Whitney Houston said that she wished she could have stepped away from the limelight of being a performer and just lived the simple life of the land.

I said I wish that I lived in the limelight as a performer because then I could afford to pay someone to dig the well for me.