Nightswimming

Last night some friends and I went swimming in the La Brea tar pits.

I liked the comfort of the warm water.

We bumped into and woke up a hibernating Mastodon.

The Mastodon said, “What have I missed the past 10,000 years?”

I said, “Ronald Regan was President.”

The Mastodon said, “Are you kidding me?”